How to Clean Out Earwax for Total Health

Tuesday, April 16, 2024| By Amy Johnson

My mom is turning into a criminal.

Even at her age, going into her golden years!

She has started doing something that could land her in prison, or even the nursing home.

What the heck could a senior lady be doing that’s so bad?

Well, she keeps shoplifting.

And it’s so embarrassing.

It’s not like she’s doing it on purpose! She’ll just grab something, and put it in her purse and forget about it. She has just been getting more and more forgetful the last couple of years. But the shoplifting is definitely the worst part.

Sometimes, she’ll just grab something, and walk out with it right in her hands right in front of everybody. It’s crazy. It’s like she can’t even hear everyone yelling at her, telling her she needs to pay.

Most of the store owners in our town are kind and understanding, and they just let us return what she took, or pay for it.

But then, one day, we ran into a really mean lady.

See, my husband and I had taken my mom to the grocery store so we could get some shopping done, make sure that she got enough groceries for the week too.

Instead of sticking with us, of course, my mom wandered off as usual. And next thing I know, I hear police sirens out front, and men with bull horns yelling.

I ran up front, and there was some lady standing there with her hands on their hips, smiling at the scene.

“That’s what happens when somebody tries to steal from me,” she said.

I looked outside and my heart sank. It was my mom getting handcuffed.

I couldn’t believe that this lady would go so crazy about my mom walking out with one box of crackers. I asked her what her problem was, and she looked at me and gave me a nasty smile.

“Well, somebody’s mother slept with somebody’s husband, 20, years ago, and somebody might have heard the saying that revenge is a dish best served cold,” she said with a nasty smile.

I couldn’t believe it. This lady was holding a 20-year-old grudge that was going to send my mom to jail! Over a box of crackers! I felt like I was taking crazy pills, but I knew I had to do something.

I was reaching the end of my rope, not knowing what to do.

But I can’t stand the idea of sending my mom into the nursing home.

With a heavy heart, I took a deep breath and went outside to talk to the police.

“Well, I have to say, it’s a good thing that Maggie here has a daughter who takes such good care of her,” Officer Griswold said, “The problem here is bad, but if she had waited much longer, it would have been so much worse.”

“Oh no!! Well I’m glad we came in,” I said, while mom nodded away, not seeming to pay attention at all, “What is the problem?”

“It might sound funny, but it’s her ears,” Officer Griswold told us.

“Her ears?? How the heck are her ears making her crazy?” I asked, so confused.

“I noticed that Maggie here had similar symptoms to what my mom went through, so I took a quick look, and the buildup in there is pretty bad,” he said, “I could explain more?”

“Yes please!” I practically shouted! Would this police officer really know how the heck to deal with my mom’s criminal ways, without jail or the nursing home??

“Well, it’s more common than we would like to admit, but ear hygiene often falls to the wayside as we get older,” Officer Griswold, “And while some people might think it’s just gross to have waxy ears, it’s actually very dangerous for health—waxy ears can lead to permanent partial or full deafness, and even early-onset cognitive decline. The quality of life drastically decreases once these conditions take root in a senior.”

“Whoa! But how could the deafness be permanent? And how could that cause cognitive decline?” I asked, starting to get really worried.

Officer Griswold smiled gently, “Don’t worry, Maggie isn’t in a state of permanent damage yet, but it is good to know what could happen if her earwax is left unchecked. As for the deafness becoming permanent—long-term ear was buildup can cause inflammation and even ruptures that can’t be repaired, even after the wax gets cleaned out.”

“Jeez, I had no idea!” I told him.

He nodded, “And in my opinion, that’s not even the worst part. The worst? Dementia. For me, it’s the scariest senior disease, and one that I will personally avoid at all costs.”

“How is it that earwax gives seniors cognitive decline?” I asked.

“If an ear has too much wax, the brain is working overdrive to interpret the sounds. Imagine being underwater, and trying to breathe only through a straw—that’s how the brain feels when it’s trying to hear the world through a waxy ear,” he explained, “And like the person stuck under water, the brain can only concentrate on the one thing—surviving—so “extra” brain activity, like recall, social behavior, and memories are completely forgotten.”

“Whoa!! I had no idea that earwax is so hard on the brain!” I said.

Officer Griswold nodded, “Many people don’t! And the big problem is that once the brain gets starved like that for a while, the muscle memory goes away altogether, leaving recall and memories behind, and the cognitive decline irreversible.”

“Oh my goodness!! Please, tell me it’s not too late for my Mom!!” I begged the officer.

Officer Griswold smiled, leaned over, took my hand into his warm dry hand and looked me in the eye, “It’s not too late for Maggie. Luckily, she has a family who loves her and who brought her in before the damage to her health and brain become permanent. She won’t be going to jail today, and I have a feeling she won’t be going to the nursing home, either.”

I breathed out a big sigh of relief. Officer Griswold had such a warm and comforting presence, and I felt better already, knowing that it wasn’t too late to help my Mom.

“So, what do we need to do to get my Mom healthy again?” I asked.

“Well, there are a couple of options,” Officer Griswold said, “The one that some doctors would recommend—as long as the family can afford it—is to do quarterly professional ear cleanings in an ENT doctor’s office. This would cost about $600 out of pocket, or more, depending on insurance.”

“Gosh, that’s pricey!!” I said, “I’m not sure how we could handle that, since my mom’s on a fixed income.”

Officer Griswold nodded, understanding, “And there’s another reason I don’t like that option—it means bringing an otherwise healthy person into medical facilities, and depends on the patient and her family to make sure they never miss an appointment. Easier said than done in this day and age.”

“Well, is there another way?” I asked, starting to get worried again.

“Luckily, there is,” Officer Griswold said, “It’s a new and improved product that has recently been optimized to medical-grade, that anyone can order from the comfort of their own homes, and even better—use in the comfort of their own homes.”

“That sounds perfect!” I said, “What is it?”

“It’s called the Klean Ears, and it’s a really astonishing product,” Officer Griswold said, “I’ve seen  plenty of ear-cleaners come and go, but nothing like this. It does just what the name says—it gently catches and pulls out the excess wax in the ears.”

“Is it that much better than Q-tips?” I asked.

“Oh my dear, SO much better! I don’t recommend ANYONE use Q-tips to clean their ears—my doctor told me that they’re much more likely to push wax in and become impounded, making the problems even worse. The Klean Ears instead gently penetrates deep in the ear with one motion, and pulls out all of the earwax with another, with no risk of pushing wax in or damaging the ear. It’s really a revolution in at-home hygiene,” Officer Griswold told me.

“Wow, okay, that sounds like just the ticket!” I said, but then something popped into my mind..

“Is it expensive?” I asked, praying that we could afford it.

“Not at all!! For less than the cost of a steak dinner, Maggie will have a device that will keep her ears clear for many years!” Officer Griswold smiled.

Wow!! I was so happy to hear that we had a solution in our sights!

I thanked Officer Griswold for his help, and we made our way home without groceries. I wasn’t going to spend a dime of my money at that crazy lady’s store, and it felt like a good excuse to treat ourselves to some delivery food!

As soon as we got home, I looked up Klean Ears online right away. I wanted to see what other people were saying about Klean Ears.

And I was amazed!

There were 9,122 5-star reviews!

When I saw there was a money-back guarantee, I knew I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I decided to order an Klean Ears right away.

But when I clicked the BUY NOW button, they were SOLD OUT!! My heart dropped, but I was determined. Now that I had a solution for my Mom in my sights, there was no way I was going to give up.

I checked back the next couple of days until the Klean Ears was back in stock. Once again, I clicked the BUY NOW button—this time, I clicked so fast that it made my fingers burn! I felt such a great sense of relief wash over me when I got my confirmation email. My Mom’s Klean Ears was on its way!

When it arrived, I was surprised. I thought it would be this weird looking and bulky medical device, but it was compact and cute, almost like a small toothbrush. I could see how easily it would fit on a sink or in the medicine cabinet. Could this little thing really make such a big difference in my mom’s life?

Long story short, it did!

I decided to try it on myself, first.

I was kind of scared when I first started using it. After hearing what the doctor said about impounded earwax, I didn’t want to pack mine in! But like he said, the Klean Ears seemed to easily and painlessly glide into my ear. It tickled a tiny bit, but was pretty much painless.

When I slowly pulled it back out, it felt really weirdly satisfying, like picking my nose and getting a BIG one. Not that I pick my nose of course! But, it felt like that.

And when I looked at the wax, I swear I could have almost fainted. There was SO MUCH!! How the heck all of that came out of my little ear, I had no idea. It was nasty!! But, as they say—better out than in!

And I have to say—I IMMEDIATELY felt so much better. It was honestly like the doctor said—it felt like my brain was breathing fresh air, instead of through a straw. I didn’t even know I had wax problems! I couldn’t wait to see how it worked for my mom.

And sure enough—it was amazing!! It was so easy to use, that she had no problem. And if I though there was a lot of wax in my ears—oooh BOY, her ears were full of it! It was honestly like a river of earwax. Nasty, but also satisfying to see that the earwax that was hurting my Mom was getting out of his life for good.

A month after starting to use the Ear Wax catcher, my Mom seems younger and fresher than she has in years! She’s sharp as a tack, and she doesn’t miss a thing anymore. Best of all—now she pays for her groceries—most times! And if she forgets, she can actually hear the people calling out to her. No more run-ins with the police, and no more looming threat of the nursing home.

And as for me, even a couple weeks later, I felt amazing!! But I used the Klean Ears again just in case—I didn’t want another buildup like I had before. once again, I was SHOCKED by how much came out—my ears had felt totally clean before I used the Klean Ears. But, it still managed to dig deep and clean it all out. I felt even cleaner than the first time I used it!

Now, a couple months later, I swear by the Klean Ears. My head hasn’t felt so clear in years, and I even feel like I have more energy!

I wanted to share our story, so other people out there know that getting older doesn’t mean getting sicker. We can still be sharp, vital, and energetic in our golden years, thanks to handy devices like the Klean Ears!

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Latest Comments

Georgeann Genna

I swear I pull out at least a few pounds of earwax every other day with this thing. Can't believe how much builds up in there

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Erika Medie

I've dealt with excess earwax all my life. I'm someone who's 'blessed' to have high earwax production. This thing is one of the best investments I could've ever made into my ear hygiene. Thanks Klean Ears!

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Clay Matthew Pirtle

Showed up within a few days of ordering, felt pretty good compared to other cleaning methods I've tried. Would recommend

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Cheryl Rackers

I ordered a couple of these to try for the family. They all love them, and sometimes we even have a contest to see who can pull out the most earwax XD

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Martin Fraley

My ears haven't felt this good in years!

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Laura Sylvia

This actually works, and its way better than using those q-tips. Those things will only push earwax further down the ear

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Betty Sylvester

Came highly recommended to me by a friend! Absolutely love it

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Ashley Anita

It was actually surprising how much earwax I found inside my ears. Thanks to this device I can finally sleep easy knowing my ears are always clean!

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Brad Morgan

Helped me get my hearing back in no time!

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