How to Clear Out Earwax for Total Health

Tuesday, April 16, 2024| By Amy Johnson

I love my daughter more than anything in the world.

She’s the greatest kid ever. I know everyone says that about their kids but I swear it’s true about her! She’s beautiful, smart, and most importantly, she’s so kind. She’s the sweetest kid I’ve ever met.

And I swear it’s not just me! Everyone says that! Anyone who’s ever met her from her fellow students, to her cousin’s, to her family, to her teachers. They’ve always loved her.

But then, recently, something that started happening that was making her life take a sour turn.

See, there’s just one bad thing about my perfect daughter. And it’s something she inherited from her father. I have to love the man because he gave me my beautiful girl, but I hate what he gave to her.

His gross, nasty waxy ears.

The man’s had bad earwax buildup ever since I met him, and it only got worse over time. He refused to take care of it, saying that nothing worked. And he lived a grumpy ear-waxy lifestyle that made it hard to live with him.

But I didn’t want to split up. After all, wasn’t my daughter’s happiness more important than my own? But the earwax problem took on another level when it started affecting my daughter. I started getting complaints from her teachers that she’s not paying attention. And she’s been hurting herself playing sports or doing anything physical because now she’s starting to have the balance problems caused by earwax buildup, just like her dad.

We’ve tried everything to get the wax out of her poor years. Q-tips, paperclips, bobby pins. I even took her to those one of those crazy acupuncturists to get her ear wax candled away, and it STILL didn’t work, and she cried so hard when the candle wax dripped on her face. I was horrified. Luckily, we got our money back, but I swore I would never take her to a scary place like that again.

I was really reaching my wit’s end with the earwax situation was my daughter just going to have to go through life like her dad, a grumpy outcast. That’s what I was starting to think was going to happen to her, and I was heartbroken about it.

Luckily, that’s when a miracle happened to me.

My mom and grandma came into town to spend the night with me, since I hadn’t seen them in a while. My daughter went to spend the night with some cousins, and my husband went to watch the game at his brother’s place, so it was just the ladies.  We decided to make a nice dinner. And we had an amazing time!

It was so incredibly wonderful to have 3 generations of women hanging out together, talking and laughing, eating and drinking. My heart was so full! Then my mom popped the question.

“So how’s everything here, hon? Seems like someone’s not as chipper as they used to be,” my mom asked.

I held back the tears that instantly came into my eyes. I really wanted to try to keep it together. I felt ridiculous to be so upset when I wasn’t even sure if there was something seriously wrong with my daughter. But it was really important to me, and I wanted to get it all off my chest. I decided to tell them everything.

“And she won’t even use Q-tips!!” I finished, exasperated.

“Oh, Q-tips are no good!” my mom said, “They can just push wax even further down into the ear canal and put her at risk for inflammation and infections. No wonder she hates using them, they probably really do hurt her. What she needs is an Klean Ears. It’s really the only way to go.”

My Grandma nodded, “Yep, it’s what I use for little Jamie—he has his grandpa’s nasty ears and it works like a charm.”

“Klean Ears? What is that?” I asked.

“I’ll show ya,” my mom said, and jumped up and went digging into bag.

Then she pulled out a cute, small, thing that looked kind of like a toothbrush.

“This thing is absolutely incredible!” she said, and my grandma nodded and smiled.

“My grandma knows about this thing and I don’t? What the heck? I feel out of the loop!” I said.

My mom giggled and shrugged, “Grandma told me about it when I was starting to get swimmer’s ear from swimming at the gym. I needed a way to safely clean my ears, and she had just the thing—Grandmas are the smartest!”

My mom smiled as my grandma hugged her. I was eager to get in on the secret that the two of them had been sharing.

“So spill!” I said, “What is this amazing Klean Ears?”

“It’s a medical grade ear-cleaning device that catches the wax deep in the ear, and gently pulls it out, completely,” she said, “And I have to say, I was SHOCKED by the amount of wax I pull out of my ears. And it really makes me feel so much more clear-headed. I bet Kaylee would really benefit from it.”

“Why is it so important to clean the earwax out of her ears?” I asked her, curious, “I know earwax is gross, but why is everyone using this thing? Should I use it, too??”

“Well, this is how my doctor explained it,” my mom said, “Built-up earwax blocks the ear canal, making it harder and harder to hear. When we struggle to hear, our brain has to work harder to understand the sounds. It’s like breathing underwater through a straw—not exactly easy! When the wax is cleared out, and the hearing is re-vitalized, the brain doesn’t have to struggle as much.”

“Whoa!” I said, “I had no idea that earwax was such a problem!”

“Believe me, when I started using the Klean Ears, I felt about a decade younger,” my mom said proudly.

“I really wouldn’t be surprised if the Klean Ears makes all the difference for Kaylee and her social life,” my mom told me, “Sounds like she just can’t hear very well, which is why the teachers think she’s not paying attention and she’s falling behind in school.”

“Yeah,” my grandma chirped in, “Sounds like Kaylee really needs this. I don’t want to have an outcast for a great-granddaughter!”

“Can I get it at Walmart?” I asked.

“Nope, make sure to get the real thing online,” my mom said, “There are imitation devices that make the wax even worse, like Q-tips, so make sure to get Klean Ears.”

“Okay!” I said, and pulled it up on my phone right then and there. Why wait?

And holy smokes—there were 8,298 5-star reviews!

And with a money-back guarantee, I had nothing to lose!

I decided to order an Klean Ears right away. But when I clicked through, they were SOLD OUT!

“Don’t worry too much, sweetie,” my Mom said, “They’re always in and out of stock since they’ve become so popular. I would just keep checking back and order one as soon as they come back in stock.”

We whiled the rest of the night away, laughing and joking. Now that I knew there might be a solution for my daughter’s crazy earwax, I felt a lot lighter.

I kept checking the website like my Mom said, and sure enough, they were back in stock a couple days later.

I didn’t wait! I ordered three Klean Ears right away. I figured I could use one, too—never too soon to take care of my hearing and mental hygiene! Plus, maybe this was the thing that would finally help my husband, too. I felt relief flood through my whole body when I pushed the BUY NOW button, and saw my confirmation email.

I was happy to see that our Klean Ears were on their way!

Could this little thing really make such a big difference in me and my family’s life?

Long story short, it did!

I decided to try it on myself, first.

I was kind of scared when I first started using it. After hearing what the doctor said about impounded earwax, I didn’t want to pack mine in! But like he said, the Klean Ears seemed to easily and painlessly glide into my ear. It tickled a tiny bit, but was pretty much painless.

When I slowly pulled it back out, it felt really weirdly satisfying, like picking my nose and getting a BIG one. Not that I pick my nose of course! But, it felt like that.

And when I looked at the wax, I swear I could have almost fainted. There was SO MUCH!! How the heck all of that came out of my little ear, I had no idea. It was nasty!! But, as they say—better out than in!

And I have to say—I IMMEDIATELY felt so much better. It was honestly like the doctor said—it felt like my brain was breathing fresh air, instead of through a straw. I didn’t even know I had wax problems! I couldn’t wait to see how it worked for my daughter and husband.

And sure enough—it was amazing!! It was so easy to use, that they had no problem. And if I though there was a lot of wax in my ears—oooh BOY, their ears were full of it! It was honestly like a rushing river of earwax. Nasty, but also satisfying to see that the earwax that was hurting my family was getting out of their lives for good.

A month after starting to use the Ear Wax catcher, my daughter seems happier and fresher than he had in years! She’s not in pain anymore from his built-up earwax anymore, and it shows! She even cleans the kitchen sometimes without me asking!

My husband seems so much perkier, too! He’s so much more like the man he was when I first met him, and our love life has gone back to the honeymoon phase. It’s a real-life miracle!

And as for me, even a couple weeks later, I felt amazing!! But I used the Klean Ears again just in case—I didn’t want another buildup like I had before. once again, I was SHOCKED by how much came out—my ears had felt totally clean before I used the Klean Ears. But, it still managed to dig deep and clean it all out. I felt even cleaner than the first time I used it!

Now, a couple months later, I swear by the Klean Ears. My head hasn’t felt so clear in years, and I even feel like I have more energy!

I wanted to share our story, so other people out there know that getting older doesn’t mean getting sicker. We can still be sharp, vital, and energetic in our golden years, thanks to handy devices like the Klean Ears!

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Latest Comments

Georgeann Genna

I swear I pull out at least a few pounds of earwax every other day with this thing. Can't believe how much builds up in there

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Erika Medie

I've dealt with excess earwax all my life. I'm someone who's 'blessed' to have high earwax production. This thing is one of the best investments I could've ever made into my ear hygiene. Thanks Klean Ears!

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Clay Matthew Pirtle

Showed up within a few days of ordering, felt pretty good compared to other cleaning methods I've tried. Would recommend

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Cheryl Rackers

I ordered a couple of these to try for the family. They all love them, and sometimes we even have a contest to see who can pull out the most earwax XD

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Martin Fraley

My ears haven't felt this good in years!

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Laura Sylvia

This actually works, and its way better than using those q-tips. Those things will only push earwax further down the ear

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Betty Sylvester

Came highly recommended to me by a friend! Absolutely love it

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Ashley Anita

It was actually surprising how much earwax I found inside my ears. Thanks to this device I can finally sleep easy knowing my ears are always clean!

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Brad Morgan

Helped me get my hearing back in no time!

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