How to Clear Out Earwax for Total Health

Tuesday, April 16, 2024| By Amy Johnson

Things started getting really bad with my grandpa a couple years ago.

His memory and his hearing started going.

We all thought it was just the way it is when someone gets old, but it was starting to get so bad that we were worried, we’d have to move into the nursing home, which would be a whole ‘nother fiasco. He always told us that he would move into an old folks’ home only over his dead body.

I didn’t blame him of course! He worked hard to build the house that he lived in. I could see why he never wanted to leave it. But his hearing and memory problems were getting so bad that it was really putting him at risk.

See, the last straw came when he almost killed his cat. Not on purpose of course, he loves that cat! It reminded him of our grandma, his wife. And he said that the cat kept her spirit alive.

What happened was, the cat ran into the garage to greet grandpa when he came home from getting groceries, as he usually did. It was a cool cat, kind of like a dog! Grandpa said hi the cat, grabbed the groceries and then went the house, closing and locking the garage door as usual.

He was putting everything away when something lucky happened that prevented the worst.

I came by to see him, just pop in for a little visit. And when I came into the kitchen, I could hear the car running in the garage.

“Grandpa, did you leave the car running?” I asked, and I ran in there, and immediately started coughing, the carbon monoxide had gotten terrible already.

And then that’s when I saw the cat laying on the garage floor.

Breathing, but barely.

We rushed to the emergency vet, Grandp with the cat his lap and me driving.

This was horrible, but I knew it was about to get worse.

If we couldn’t find a solution, we would definitely have to put him into the nursing home. What if he really killed the cat, or even hurt himself next time?

I decided that there had to be one more thing to try. Before I would sentence my beloved Grandpa to living the rest of his days alone in a crusty nursing home, I decided to talk to the doctor, to see if he had any insight.

“Well, I have to say, it’s a good thing that Jim here has a granddaughter who takes such good care of her,” Dr. Brown said, “The problem here is bad, but if he had waited much longer, it would have been so much worse.”

“Oh no!! Well I’m glad we came in,” I said, while Grandpa nodded away, not seeming to pay attention at all, “What is the problem?”

“It might sound funny, but it’s his brain,” Dr. Brown told us.

“His brain? Is she officially going crazy?” I asked, so confused.

“It seems like she has some very early onset cognitive decline which is typical as we age but there are clear steps he can take to prevent it from getting worse! He needs to be active everyday, read at least 20 minutes, drink coffee for the antioxidants and make sure that he cleans his ears,” Dr. Brown explained.

“All the other stuff makes sense, but cleaning his ears?!” I was so confused.

“Well, it’s more common than we would like to admit, but ear hygiene often falls to the wayside as we get older,” Dr. Brown said, “And while some people might think it’s just gross to have waxy ears, it’s actually very dangerous for health—waxy ears can lead to temporary partial deafness, and even early-onset cognitive decline. The quality of life drastically decreases once these conditions take root in a senior.”

“Whoa! How could losing his hearing contribute to cognitive decline?” I asked, starting to get really worried.

Dr. Brown smiled gently, “Don’t worry, Jim isn’t in a state of permanent damage yet, but it is good to know what could happen if his earwax is left unchecked. As for the deafness—long-term ear wax buildup that becomes impacted is called a cerumen impaction, where the wax actually blocks the ear canal. This medical condition can cause inflammation, infection, and even ruptures that can’t be repaired, even after the wax gets cleaned out.”

“Jeez, I had no idea!” I told him.

He nodded, “And in my opinion, that’s not even the worst part. The worst is the effect that these kinds of impactions and infections can have on the brain. For me, it’s the scariest senior disease, and one that I will personally avoid at all costs.”

“How is it that earwax gives seniors cognitive decline?” I asked.

“If an ear has too much wax, the brain is working overdrive to interpret the sounds. Imagine being underwater, and trying to breathe only through a straw—that’s how the brain feels when it’s trying to hear the world through a waxy ear,” he explained, “And like the person stuck under water, the brain can only concentrate on the most vital functions so “extra” brain activity, like recall, social behavior, and memories are completely forgotten.”

“Whoa!! I had no idea that earwax is so hard on the brain!” I said.

Dr. Brown nodded, “Many people don’t! And the big problem is that once the brain gets starved like that for a while, the muscle memory and neural pathways can be really hard to recover.”

“Oh my goodness!! Please, tell me it’s not too late for my Grandpa!!” I begged the doctor.

Dr. Brown smiled, leaned over, took my hand into his warm dry hand and looked me in the eye, “It’s not too late for Jim. Luckily, he has a family who loves him and who brought him in before any of this earwax caused irreversible damage.”

I breathed out a big sigh of relief. Dr. Brown had such a warm and comforting presence, and I felt better already, knowing that it wasn’t too late to help my Grandpa.

“So, what do we need to do to get my Grandpa healthy again?” I asked.

“Well, there are a couple of options,” Dr. Brown said, “The one that some other doctors would recommend—as long as the family can afford it—is to do quarterly professional ear cleanings in an ENT doctor’s office. This would cost about $600 out of pocket, or more, depending on insurance.”

“Gosh, that’s pricey!!” I said, “I’m not sure how we could handle that, since my grandma’s on a fixed income.”

Dr. Brown nodded, understanding, “And there’s another reason I don’t like that option—it means bringing an otherwise healthy patient into medical facilities, and depends on the patient and her family to make sure they never miss an appointment. Easier said than done in this day and age.”

“Well, is there another way?” I asked, starting to get worried again.

“Luckily, there is,” Dr. Brown said, “It’s a new and improved product that has recently been optimized to medical-grade, that anyone can order from the comfort of their own homes, and even better—use in the comfort of their own homes.”

“That sounds perfect!” I said, “What is it?”

“It’s called the Klean Ears, and it’s a really astonishing product,” Dr. Brown said, “I’ve seen plenty of ear-cleaners come and go, but nothing like this. It does just what the name says—it gently catches and pulls out the excess wax in the ears.”

“Is it that much better than Q-tips?” I asked.

“Oh my dear, SO much better! I don’t recommend ANYONE use Q-tips to clean their ears—they’re much more likely to push wax in and become impounded, making the problems even worse. The Klean Ears instead gently penetrates deep in the ear with one motion, and pulls out all of the earwax with another, with no risk of pushing wax in or damaging the ear. It’s really a revolution in at-home hygiene,” Dr. Brown told me.

“Wow, okay, that sounds like just the ticket!” I said, but then something popped into my mind…

“Is it expensive?” I asked, praying that we could afford it.

“Not at all!! For less than the cost of a steak dinner, Jim will have a device that will keep her ears clear for the rest of his life!” Dr. Killian smiled.

Wow!! I was so happy to hear that we had a solution in our sights!

As soon as we got home, I looked up Klean Ears online right away. I wanted to see what other people were saying about Klean Ears.

And I was amazed!

There were 9,122 5-star reviews!

When I saw there was a money-back guarantee, I knew I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I decided to order an Klean Ears right away.

But when I clicked the BUY NOW button, they were SOLD OUT!! My heart dropped, but I was determined. Now that I had a solution for my Grandpa in my sights, there was no way I was going to give up.

I checked back the next couple of days until the Klean Ears was back in stock. Once again, I clicked the BUY NOW button—this time, I clicked so fast that it made my fingers burn! I felt such a great sense of relief wash over me when I got my confirmation email. My Grandpa’s Klean Ears was on its way!

When it arrived, I was surprised. I thought it would be this weird looking and bulky medical device, but it was compact and cute, almost like an electric toothbrush. Could this little thing really make such a big difference in my Grandpa’s life?

Long story short, it did!

I decided to try it on myself, first.

I was kind of scared when I first started using it. After hearing what the doctor said about impounded earwax, I didn’t want to pack mine in! But like he said, the Klean Ears seemed to easily and painlessly glide into my ear. It tickled a tiny bit, but was pretty much painless.

When I slowly pulled it back out, it felt really weirdly satisfying, like picking my nose and getting a BIG one. Not that I pick my nose of course! But, it felt like that.

And when I looked at the wax, I swear I could have almost fainted. There was SO MUCH!! How the heck all of that came out of my little ear, I had no idea. It was nasty!! But, as they say—better out than in!

And I have to say—I IMMEDIATELY felt so much better. It was honestly like the doctor said—it felt like my brain was breathing fresh air, instead of through a straw. I didn’t even know I had wax problems! I couldn’t wait to see how it worked for my Grandpa.

And sure enough—it was amazing!! It was so easy to use, that he had no problem. And if I though there was a lot of wax in my ears—oooh BOY, his ears were full of it! It was honestly like a river of earwax. Nasty, but also satisfying to see that the earwax that was hurting my Grandpa was getting out of his life for good.

A month after starting to use the Ear Wax catcher, my Grandpa seems younger and fresher than he had in years! He’s sharp as a tack, and she doesn’t miss a thing anymore. No more talking to her junk—and she’s even started to throw some of it away!

And as for me, even a couple weeks later, I felt amazing!! But I used the Klean Ears again just in case—I didn’t want another buildup like I had before. once again, I was SHOCKED by how much came out—my ears had felt totally clean before I used the Klean Ears. But, it still managed to dig deep and clean it all out. I felt even cleaner than the first time I used it!

Now, a couple months later, I swear by the Klean Ears. My head hasn’t felt so clear in years, and I even feel like I have more energy!

I wanted to share our story, so other people out there know that getting older doesn’t mean getting sicker. We can still be sharp, vital, and energetic in our golden years, thanks to handy devices like the Klean Ears!

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Latest Comments

Georgeann Genna

I swear I pull out at least a few pounds of earwax every other day with this thing. Can't believe how much builds up in there

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Erika Medie

I've dealt with excess earwax all my life. I'm someone who's 'blessed' to have high earwax production. This thing is one of the best investments I could've ever made into my ear hygiene. Thanks Klean Ears!

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Clay Matthew Pirtle

Showed up within a few days of ordering, felt pretty good compared to other cleaning methods I've tried. Would recommend

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Cheryl Rackers

I ordered a couple of these to try for the family. They all love them, and sometimes we even have a contest to see who can pull out the most earwax XD

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Martin Fraley

My ears haven't felt this good in years!

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Laura Sylvia

This actually works, and its way better than using those q-tips. Those things will only push earwax further down the ear

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Betty Sylvester

Came highly recommended to me by a friend! Absolutely love it

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Ashley Anita

It was actually surprising how much earwax I found inside my ears. Thanks to this device I can finally sleep easy knowing my ears are always clean!

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Brad Morgan

Helped me get my hearing back in no time!

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