How to Get Rid of Gross Earwax Buildups

Samantha Georgeson | Tuesday, April 16, 2024

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I was getting really worried for my Grandpa.

I love him, but he was starting to really lose it.

He was getting more and more absent-minded and it was getting pretty scary! He kept on saying that he’s fine, and that it’s only normal for him to be a little forgetful.

“Just making space for new memories!” he’d always say.

But it was starting to go too far. He left the stove on more than once, and even flooded his bathroom when he forgot he was running a bath!

“I could always use a nice deep clean around here, no matter the reason,” he said, shrugging while my cousins shook their heads, cleaning up the water and mildew.

And then something happened, that I couldn’t ignore anymore.

One day, I was pulling up to Grandpa’s place, ready to cook dinner and have a relaxing evening with him. When I pulled up, I saw a scene of total and complete mayhem.

There was a firetruck, ambulance… even two police SUVs! What the heck was going on here?!

I saw paramedics, firefighters, and police running around, yelling about a bomb.

A bomb??

I ran up, frantic, to the nearest police man and asked him what the heck was going on.

“Who’s asking??” he asked me, kind of rudely, if I do say so.

“That’s my grandpa’s house!” I told him, “Is he okay??”

“On his way to the hospital,” the policeman said, “He turned his backyard barbecue into a bomb.”

“A bomb?? He’s not a terrorist, he’s just forgetful!” I said.

The policeman shrugged, “Take that up with the people at the hospital. He’ll be lucky to get out of this without jail time.”

Jail time?!?

I rushed to the hospital, praying that my Grandpa was okay.

Luckily, he was fine, and once I talked to the detectives at the hospital, they agreed not to press charges. They did say something that was almost even more awful– that it was time to think about putting my Grandpa in the nursing home.

But I decided that there had to be one more thing to try. Before I would sentence my beloved Grandpa to living the rest of his days alone in a crusty nursing home, I decided to talk to the doctor, to see if he had any insight.

“Well, I have to say, it’s a good thing that Harry here has a granddaughter who takes such good care of him,” Dr. Killian said, “The problem here is bad, but if he had waited much longer, it would have been so much worse.”

“Oh no!! Well I’m glad we came in,” I said, while Grandpa nodded away, not seeming to pay attention at all, “What is the problem?”

“It might sound funny, but it’s his ears,” Dr. Killian told us.

“His ears?? How the heck are his ears making him crazy?” I asked, so confused.

“Well, it’s more common than we would like to admit, but ear hygiene often falls to the wayside as we get older,” Dr. Killian said, “And while some people might think it’s just gross to have waxy ears, it’s actually very dangerous for health—waxy ears can lead to permanent partial or full deafness, and even early cognitive decline. The quality of life drastically decreases once these conditions take root in a senior.”

“Whoa! But how could the deafness be permanent? And how could that cause early cognitive decline?” I asked, starting to get really worried.

Dr. Killian smiled gently, “Don’t worry, Harry isn’t in a state of permanent damage yet, but it is good to know what could happen if his earwax is left unchecked. As for the deafness becoming permanent—long-term ear wax buildup can cause inflammation and even ruptures that can’t be repaired, even after the wax gets cleaned out.”

“Jeez, I had no idea!” I told him.

He nodded, “And in my opinion, that’s not even the worst part. The worst? It affecting my ability to think clearly. For me, it’s the scariest thing about aging, and one that I will personally avoid at all costs.”

“How is it that earwax affects peoples brains?” I asked.

“If an ear has too much wax thats impairing hearing, the brain is working overdrive to interpret the sounds. Imagine being underwater, and trying to breathe only through a straw—that’s how the brain feels when it’s trying to hear the world through a blocked ear,” he explained, “And like the person stuck under water, the brain can only concentrate on the one thing—surviving—so “extra” brain activity, like recall, and memories are completely forgotten.”

“Whoa!! I had no idea that earwax is so hard on the brain!” I said.

Dr. Killian nodded, “Many people don’t! And the big problem is that once the brain gets starved like that for a while, the muscle memory goes away altogether, leaving recall and memories behind.”

“Oh my goodness!! Please, tell me it’s not too late for my Grandpa!!” I begged the doctor.

Dr. Killian smiled, leaned over, took my hand into his warm dry hand and looked me in the eye, “It’s not too late for Harry. Luckily, he has a family who loves him and who brought him in early enough to avoid any issues like this.”

I breathed out a big sigh of relief. Dr. Killian had such a warm and comforting presence, and I felt better already, knowing that it wasn’t too late to help my Grandpa.

“So, what do we need to do to get my Grandpa healthy again?” I asked.

“Well, there are a couple of options,” Dr. Killian said, “The one that other doctors would recommend—as long as the family can afford it—is to do quarterly professional ear cleanings in an ENT doctor’s office. This would cost about $600 out of pocket, or more, depending on insurance.”

“Gosh, that’s pricey!!” I said, “I’m not sure how we could handle that.”

Dr. Killian nodded, understanding, “And there’s another reason I don’t like that option—it means bringing an otherwise healthy patient into medical facilities, and depends on the patient and his family to make sure they never miss an appointment. Easier said than done in this day and age.”

“Well, is there another way?” I asked, starting to get worried again.

“Luckily, there is,” Dr. Killian said, “It’s a new and improved product that has recently been optimized to medical-grade, that anyone can order from the comfort of their own homes, and even better—use in the comfort of their own homes.”

“That sounds perfect!” I said, “What is it?”

“It’s called the Klean Ears, and it’s a really astonishing product,” Dr. Killian said, “I’ve seen  plenty of ear-cleaners come and go, but nothing like this. It does just what the name says—it gently catches and pulls out the excess wax in the ears.

“Is it that much better than Q-tips?” I asked.

“Oh my dear, SO much better! I don’t recommend ANYONE use Q-tips to clean their ears—they’re much more likely to push wax in and become inpounded, making the problems even worse. The Klean Ears instead gently penetrates deep in the ear with one motion, and pulls out all of the earwax with another, with no risk of pushing wax in or damaging the ear. It’s really a revolution in at-home hygiene,” Dr. Killian told me.

“Wow, okay, that sounds like just the ticket!” I said, but then something popped into my mind..

“Is it expensive?” I asked, praying that we could afford it.

“Not at all!! For less than the cost of a steak dinner, Harry will have a device that will keep his ears clear for the rest of his life!” Dr. Killian smiled.

Wow!! I was so happy to hear that we had a solution in our sights!

As soon as we got home, I looked up Klean Ears online right away. I wanted to see what other people were saying about Klean Ears.

And I was amazed!

There were 9,122 5-star reviews!

Seriously, I’ll never be without this

I always felt like my ears were clogged up. My husband just thought I couldn’t hear anything to begin with. Luckily, I came across the Klean Ears and decided to give it a shot and WOW did it work like a charm!

– Sam Hunt, Texas

One of my best purchases this year

LOVE this thing! I can’t believe how good it actually feels compared to q-tips or gross earwax candles. This thing has saved me AT LEAST two to three trips to the doctor for professional draining.

– Linda Francis, Colorado

Does the job… literally.

My dad seemed to be losing his mind, so a friend recommended he clean his ears regularly with one of these. Within a month, the difference in his cognitive ability was clear as day. It’s refreshing to see him get back to his old ways. Thanks Klean Ears!

– Jess Winters, Florida

When I saw there was a money-back guarantee, I knew I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I decided to order an Klean Ears right away.

But when I clicked the BUY NOW button, they were SOLD OUT!! My heart dropped, but I was determined. Now that I had a solution for my Grandpa in my sights, there was no way I was going to give up.

I checked back the next couple of days until the Klean Ears was back in stock. Once again, I clicked the BUY NOW button—this time, I clicked so fast that it made my fingers burn! I felt such a great sense of relief wash over me when I got my confirmation email. My Grandpa’s Klean Ears was on its way!

When it arrived, I was surprised. I thought it would be this weird looking and bulky medical device, but it was compact and cute, almost like an electric toothbrush. Could this little thing really make such a big difference in my Grandpa’s life?

Long story short, it did!

I decided to try it on myself, first.

I was kind of scared when I first started using it. After hearing what the doctor said about impounded earwax, I didn’t want to pack mine in! But like he said, the Klean Ears seemed to easily and painlessly glide into my ear. It tickled a tiny bit, but was pretty much painless.

When I slowly pulled it back out, it felt really weirdly satisfying, like picking my nose and getting a BIG one. Not that I pick my nose of course! But, it felt like that.

And when I looked at the wax, I swear I could have almost fainted. There was SO MUCH!! How the heck all of that came out of my little ear, I had no idea. It was nasty!! But, as they say—better out than in!

And I have to say—I IMMEDIATELY felt so much better. It was honestly like the doctor said—it felt like my brain was breathing fresh air, instead of through a straw. I didn’t even know I had wax problems! I couldn’t wait to see how it worked for my Grandpa.

And sure enough—it was amazing!! It was so easy to use, that he had no problem. And if I though there was a lot of wax in my ears—oooh BOY, his ears were full of it! It was honestly like a stream of earwax. Nasty, but also satisfying to see that the earwax that was hurting my Grandpa was getting out of his life for good.

A month after starting to use the Ear Wax catcher, my Grandpa seems younger and fresher than he had in years! He’s sharp as a tack, and he doesn’t miss a thing anymore.

And as for me, even a couple weeks later, I felt amazing!! But I used the Klean Ears again just in case—I didn’t want another buildup like I had before. once again, I was SHOCKED by how much came out—my ears had felt totally clean before I used the Klean Ears. But, it still managed to dig deep and clean it all out. I felt even cleaner than the first time I used it!

Now, a couple months later, I swear by the Klean Ears. My head hasn’t felt so clear in years, and I even feel like I have more energy!

I wanted to share our story, so other people out there know that getting older doesn’t mean getting sicker. We can still be sharp, vital, and energetic in our golden years, thanks to handy devices like the Klean Ears!

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9 Comments

Georgeann Genna
I swear I pull out at least a few pounds of earwax every other day with this thing. Can't believe how much builds up in there
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Erika Medie
I've dealt with excess earwax all my life. I'm someone who's 'blessed' to have high earwax production. This thing is one of the best investments I could've ever made into my ear hygiene. Thanks Klean Ears!
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Clay Matthew Pirtle
Showed up within a few days of ordering, felt pretty good compared to other cleaning methods I've tried. Would recommend
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Cheryl Rackers
I ordered a couple of these to try for the family. They all love them, and sometimes we even have a contest to see who can pull out the most earwax XD
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Martin Fraley
My ears haven't felt this good in years!
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Laura Sylvia
This actually works, and its way better than using those q-tips. Those things will only push earwax further down the ear
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Betty Sylvester
Came highly recommended to me by a friend! Absolutely love it
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Ashley Anita
It was actually surprising how much earwax I found inside my ears. Thanks to this device I can finally sleep easy knowing my ears are always clean!
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Brad Morgan
Helped me get my hearing back in no time!
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